Jun 14, 2012
- 1 Welcome to Daytrotter
- 2 You Never Give Up
- 3 Come Pick Me Up
- 4 Compromising Me
- 5 Girl, You Shoulda Been A Drummer
Dealing With The Lovely Beasts
Words by Sean Moeller, Illustration by Johnnie Cluney, Recording engineered by Mike Gentry
William Beckett makes women seem twice as wily as they might actually be. Obviously, none of them are the same, so lumping them all together into one big knot of wiliness doesn't really make sense, but they do seem to compare notes, don't they? They all know the tricks of the gender - all of those ways to be strategic in their beguiling ways. Much of it turns out to be dirty poker - all a part of a master plan to compromise a sturdy heart or brain - but by the time any of it could be pointed out, they're on to their next victim, or subject.
It's a bit of what Beckett, the former front man for Chicago emo band The Academy Is…, would have you believe about the ladies. He insists, in his songs, that there are ulterior motives to most of the movements and acts that women make. They should be watched with a set of wary eyes. You're actually much better off if you can enlist the help of a friend's set of wary eyes as well. They're sneaky enough that one man's pair isn't even close to good enough. These eyes should be trained on the things that those women do with their hands and with the curls of their lips. Their backrubs and scratches should be considered skeptically. The words should be seen just as much as they should be heard, analyzed the way a detective would because one false move or a guard being down could result in all of a guy's records being stolen right out from beneath him and suddenly he's hearing about how she's been with all of his friends - and not just out for pizza and a Coke.
These are all things that most guys should already know, but when they think a lovely lady is lovely enough, they let everything slide. Beckett sounds like he's let everything slide a few times, knowing that he's susceptible to being played. Women are drummers, to him. They beat and they beat and they've got impeccable rhythm. They bring the "heavy metal thunder," as he sings in the song, "Girl, You Shoulda Been A Drummer." He lets a girl leave in the morning, without saying a thing, walking away from the ravaged mess she made, but he's fine with it. After all, he sings, "A scratch is what you're gonna get when you let a lion inside."
William Beckett Official Site