This is something Langhorne Slim might say, “The world could turn to hell, but at least we’ll never run out of Jack and thank mercy for buttless chaps.” This is something Langhorne Slim might do: He might build his own very caboose and cell phone tower out of popsicle sticks and over-chewed Hubba Bubba. This is something Langhorne Slim might raise: a jackalope. He’s a story teller. He tells a whale of a story, whoppers, and he’s the charmingest son of a gun you’ll ever run across. We have a pair of Langhorne Slim posters here – signed with a heart by Langhorne himself. It would look great on your bedroom wall. It really would. Here’s what needs to be done. Langhorne recently got a new phone. He loves it. Write sean@daytrotter.com – before Nov. 4 – with the best fake cell phone conversation between Langhorne and Dolly Parton or your favorite grandmother and the poster goes to the best two. You’ll also get a Daytrotter T-shirt so get cracking.