We like scrambled eggs here at Daytrotter. We also enjoy a good, noble cheek-full of Big League Chew. We love that Wes Anderson American Express commercial way fucking more than Entertainment Weekly does. We thought the movie “Thank You For Smoking” was really cool. We like the words “spurs” and “profundity,” especially when they’re used in the same sentence, and we love it when our name is slapped right across your chest. It makes us feel good and for you, it’s extremely fashionable, let me tell you. So, what we’re doing this week, and this week only, is we’re going to give away 20 Daytrotter T-shirts. These are the same T-shirts that we hand over to every one of the bands that come into our studio to get nasty with us. This is a chance to bear the same wardrobe sense as Jason Forrest and Casey Dienel. All you have to do is answer a simple 200-word essay question and we’ll send you one. It doesn’t have to be good, just modestly crafty and downright funny. We’ll give shirts to the first 10 and the last 10 people who respond to this question before midnight May 21st. Here’s the query: “What is the best piece of song lyric you’ve heard in the last month? Who wrote it? What song can it be found in? Now, misinterpret its meaning.” That’s what we’re looking for. Send all responses to info@daytrotter.com. Remember, with the essay, there are no wrong answers!

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